Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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rocky is here again.......................

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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