A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Miscarriages.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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