- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Justin Bieber

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

The Charlotte Bobcats

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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