- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

what goes woof ? A dog.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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