An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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I Have a Black Friend

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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