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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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