- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Canadians

i found waldo.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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