Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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