2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Iif your reading this ur gay

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

boo

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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