What did david give back? Nothing.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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9/11.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Praise Paisley

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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