Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Abortion

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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nice tits.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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