knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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