A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Women's Rights Movement

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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have safe sex

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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