- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Your mom went to college

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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