- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Obama

Potato!

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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