- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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