- Anti Joke

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

children burning

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

I can count to potato.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.