What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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