what is orange? an orange

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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