On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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No soap radio

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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I am very humble.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Yo mama so fat.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Anti Joke

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