A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Women's rights

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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