Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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It's all Taggart

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Anti Joke

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