just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

3.14159365358979323846264

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Homosexualism is so gay man

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...