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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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