Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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10inch nice

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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There's my tractor.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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