What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Face...the other white meat!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Chuck Norris is dead......

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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