Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What? Why?

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Poop!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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No soap radio

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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