Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Whats green? The color green.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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