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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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