why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +10

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

world peace

thumb_up thumb_down +10

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I am dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Miscarriages.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops