- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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