Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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So I was walking down the road today

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ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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