- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What do you call a Jew A Jew

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

whats your budget like? a budget.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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