a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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