Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Anti Joke

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