Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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