what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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