Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

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