why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Don't believe in Atheists.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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