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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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im not food

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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