How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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