What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Anti Joke

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