What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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My name is Jeff

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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