Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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