Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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