Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Vote this up

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Anti Joke

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