Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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