What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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