-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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gay porn...

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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