- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

why was the man sad? his wife died

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Lets go Yankees

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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