- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Get on the boat.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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