- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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